Thursday, May 22, 2008

washers and dryers

Clothes washers and dryers are alien beings on a crusade to rid planet earth of wearable clothing. They are accomplishing this mission through a three-pronged attack:

1 - Eating socks
2 - Discoloring clothes
3 - Shrinking clothes

The disappearance of socks is a phenomenon which has been well documented.

I think all of my white clothing is tinted green. In one instance, that plan backfired against those ghoulish beings; my white polo (why oh why did I buy a plain white polo???) is now lime green, and quite decent.

Thirdly, my pants don't fit (they USED to be my loose pants).

Lastly, donuts are alien beings on a suicidal crusade to rid planet earth of skinny people.

I'm going to the gym.

1 comment:

MommaMcCarthy said...

everyone knows you're supposed to wash whites separately, chris.
geez.
now that you go to stanford, you gotta be careful. people are going to expect you to know stuff like that.