Candy corn1
1. Okay, I'm so serious about this. How can you people like something that tastes like death and misery wrapped in despair and hatred? I couldn't create something more disgusting even if I tried. Let's say you're about to eat some candy corn. Let me give you a few alternatives which are guaranteed to taste better: cardboard, razor blades, rabid squirrel toenails, or candy corn harvested from the stomach of a rotting rottweiler. Anything is better than plain candy corn, because candy corn defines repulsive.
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Awwww but it is so much fun to bite off the different color layers and then pretend that the top yellow part is a tooth! Give it a try....might change your mind about candy corn :)
Chris,
I love reading your blog. I even have it book marked. Admittedly, I don't read blogs too often, but when I do, I definitely make time to get to yours. It always brings a smile to my face.
Mike Glauser
Chris, I will see your candy corn and raise you _any_ type of artifically-flavored banana candy (e.g., banana-flavored laffy taffy). After such an abhorrent sugar experience, you will find yourself weeping and apologizing abjectly to the candy corn you have wronged.
worst post ever...
Would you eat them with a banana?
Would you eat them with a Hannah?
I like to eat them just for kicks.
I think they're tasty in trail mix.
i bought 3 delicious bags a couple weeks ago. yummmmmm.
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