Thursday, February 2, 2012

things you should check for before entering the work bathroom and thinking to yourself "I am the smartest man alive!!" then realizing you didn't actually think that to yourself, you said it in an uncomfortably loud and very distinctly hearable voice

The presence of your coworkers in said bathroom.1

1. In a panic, I checked all of the stalls, desperately thinking of a story I could tell that would make me not sound completely insane to be talking to myself in the bathroom. I considered adding an addendum of sorts so as to explain myself, but realized this would make things worse, as not only would I be talking to myself, I would be explaining to myself as well. Luckily, the coast was clear. I remain, however, the smartest man alive, eccentricities notwithstanding.

4 comments:

Beckee Davis said...

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Oh this is great....so stink'n hilarious ;)

Melody said...

Proof you are indeed the smartest. If it were me I would have also loudly announced, "I wanted to make sure you knew, because it's important information." Thus sparing the restroom search, while comfortably maintaining my status as a genius who talks to self/ town crier.

Aroura said...

Are you the smartest man alive for finding the correct bathroom to enter? ;)

Unknown said...

Obviously you are the smartest for picking Brittney...btw...uh...did she mention that we are all moving to CA to be closer to you two...