The presence of your coworkers in said bathroom.1
1. In a panic, I checked all of the stalls, desperately thinking of a story I could tell that would make me not sound completely insane to be talking to myself in the bathroom. I considered adding an addendum of sorts so as to explain myself, but realized this would make things worse, as not only would I be talking to myself, I would be explaining to myself as well. Luckily, the coast was clear. I remain, however, the smartest man alive, eccentricities notwithstanding.
4 comments:
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Oh this is great....so stink'n hilarious ;)
Proof you are indeed the smartest. If it were me I would have also loudly announced, "I wanted to make sure you knew, because it's important information." Thus sparing the restroom search, while comfortably maintaining my status as a genius who talks to self/ town crier.
Are you the smartest man alive for finding the correct bathroom to enter? ;)
Obviously you are the smartest for picking Brittney...btw...uh...did she mention that we are all moving to CA to be closer to you two...
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