A friend of mine recently posted a cleaning schedule on her blog, with cleaning tasks broken out by frequency; daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly. This reminded me of the cleaning schedule my wife wants us to very loosely follow, with cleaning tasks broken out by misery; really miserable, really miserable, and really miserable.
All of this talk about cleaning schedules is unnecessary, because, like most things in life, I already had the perfect system organized as a bachelor, as follows:
Daily
Don't be messy, you turd.
Weekly
Hire a maid.
Monthly
Hire a maid.
Yearly
Move.1
1. I'm totally kidding about this post honey! I love vacuuming. I'll get right on that tonight.
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