Thursday, December 11, 2014

phrases that signal church is about to get real interesting

"I asked the Lord a lot of questions in the vision that I had."

"What are some of the elements of evolution, this theory, that don't agree with the gospel?"

"Women's priesthood calling is Mother."

"Why aren't people following the commandments and having as many children these days?"

"My first wife's mother was incapable of ever telling the truth."

"You can gauge the righteousness of a society by how many lawyers there are."

"Google is trying to get your kids to look at porn."

"Give me the bottle of wine; I'll pray about it."

"In heaven, everyone's skin color will be white."

1 comment:

brittney perry said...

But this week's lesson isn't about forgiveness or charity, it's about honesty.